Sunday, January 3, 2010

FUNNY TELE-CONVERSATION

Note : The Conversation in the brackets {} contain the words which the guy is speaking to himself!!!

She gives a missed call to him and He calls her back…

She: Hello! RAJ PUROHIT

He: {are yaar...Raat ke 10 bajte nahin ki iski 2-2 second waali missed calls shuru…pata nahi aaj kya bore karegi }

Hi ...kya baat hai..?

She: kuch nahi...bas aise hi phone kiya... RAJ PUROHIT

He: {Aise hee ??? Yeh kya Radio Station hai ki aise hee ...!! Aur Call kahan kiya ?... khali missed call to diya hai, roz ki tarah...}

oh....ok ..kya kar rahi thi ??

She: abhi abhi dinner khatam kiya...tum kya kar rahe the?

He: {mai to lunch karke utha hoon na}

Mera bhi abhi abhi dinner khatam hua.. ab...."Ladki Kyon Najaane Kyon" sun raha hu FM par....

She: nice song… (And then she hums a line from the song "Hum Tum")

He: {Yaaaaaaaaarrrrr …kyun bola gaane ka naam .. Ab ye Madonna saare raag gaa degi yaheen}

Hey!!!! Tum itni achchi gaati ho? mujhe pata hi nahi tha ..

She: * giggles * RAJ PUROHIT

He: {Ohhhho kya hansti hai .... aisa lag raha hai koi gaadi start kar raha hai}

Hey ek aur baar gaao na pls!

She: Yehan sab so rahe hai... Agar main gaaongi to sab uth jaaenge…

He: {Ekdum Correct....woh yehi samjhenge ki koi paagal, kisi baat par naraaz ho gayi hai ....}

Come on! Please!

She: Hattt ...I don't sing that well

He: {Yeh to saari duniya ko pata hai... paka kyun rahi hai }

It was really sweet. Please gaao na dear …

She: Mujhe kuch ajeeb sa lagta hai jaan … RAJ PUROHIT

He: {mujhe tujhse jyada ajeeb lagta hai, dekh phir bhi shaheed hone ko tayaar baitha hoon}

Aisa kuch bhi nahi hai jaanu...gaao na

He: {mere ko doosra raasta nahi hai....is liye bola}
A bhi tum gaaogi ya nahi ?


She: kyun pareshaan kar rahe ho?


He: Acchha ! Ok Nahi karta

She: I don't have that great a voice .... ye to aise hee gaa diya tha ... warna mai nahin gaati

He: {Fir aise hee ??? bada ehsaan karti agar nahin gaati … kaan mai se khoon nikalne waala hai... saala gadha bhi sharma jaaye teri awaaz sunke…}

hmmmm

She: Theek hai.... jab itni zid kar rahe ho... sirf ek stanza gaaungi theek hai??

He: {Abbe teri !!! fas gayaaaaa ... shittttt … aur kya kya jhelna padega malum nahi…}

Great!!!!

She: kaunsa gaana gaau ? RAJ PUROHIT


He: {Tum kuch bhi gaao... meri to aaj by default neend haraam hai…}

Hmmmm… 'Mahiya' from Awarapan?

She: Nice song. But mujhe lyrics yaad nahi hai

He: {Thank God ..... Text book chhodke tujhe aur kya pata hai bol ...}

Dhoom Machale?

She: Nahi main wohi gaana gaaungi

He: {Aye tere nakhre ... mai to jaise mara jaa raha hoon teri awaaz sun ne ke liye Shakira … koi bhi gaana gaa....mere kaan to pakne waale hai}

Cool

(She clears her throat, hums a line and then)

She: Nahi jaan… I am feeling very shy!

He: {Tu shuru kyun hoti hai … ek bar shuru hokar khatam kyun nahin karti jaldi jaldi... ab kya Eden Gardens book karun, tab gayegi}

Gaao na...pls gaao na....teri awaaz ki samundar me main doob jaana chahta hoon

She: dekho....ab tum mujhe naaraaz kar rahe ho …

He: {Achchha ab tujhe manaane mai poore sheher ko phool leke bhejun kya}

No no... Tum shy feel kar rahi ho na..... is liye... Trying to make u comfortable …

She: Hmmm…

He : {Ye makkhi ki tarah kya shuru ho gayi}

Please gaao na darling....

She: Main kal gaaun?

He: {Haaaaaannnn. ..jaaan bachi... nikal leta hoon...abhi mauka hai}

Theek hai jaisi tumhaari merzi

She: Hmmm

He: Good night

She: Good night

She: Sweet Dreams… Take care...

He: Sweets dreams to u too... {kaahe ke sweet dreams .. sone degi tab na ayenge dreams …abhi 2 minute mein fir call karegi}

After a while She calls Him (sorry...that never happens, she gives only a missed call)

She: Hey… so gaye the kya?

He: {Nahiii...current ka aavishkaar kar raha tha...}

Nahi jaan

She: kya kar rahe ho?

He: {Raat ko kya gili danda khelna hai...}

Match dekh raha tha

She: Theek hai tum match dekho

He: {phone rakhegi to dekhunga na... ya tu running commentary sunayegi}

Hey it's ok... purana match hai

She: Did u feel bad I didn't sing?

(Since it is a tricky question, He thinks for a while)

He: {Bad eh? Crazy girl... this was the luckiest day in my life, since you didn't sing}

Bad toh main nahi keh raha jaanu. But I want you to be comfortable first.... tumhi ne bola ki main kal gaaungi.....

So, me waiting… { maine to socha tha ki aaj bach gaya ... dhatttt tereki L }

She sings 1 stanza from the song

'Jiski aankhon me meri hi nami.....'

He: Wow. Too good!

She: jhoot....mujhe maloom hai ki meri awaaz itni achchi nahi hai

He: {Saamne aa jaa, fir bataata hoon... pagal kar diya... chalo shukr hai self realization hai ... J }

Nahi darling you really sing well

She: nahi..mujhe maloom hai tum bas aise hi keh rahe ho

He: {Very good.. aakhir tumne pata laga hi liya.....kyun bhagwaan kyun !! mere saath ye julm kyun}

Cheee! Cheee! teri voice agar itni buri hoti to main kya ab tak na sun raha hota

She: Hmmmm...theek hai.. good night.. ab tum bhi so jaao…

He: {A chcha mil gayi permission ... waise tera gaana sunne ke baad neend kahan aayegi ab . ..}

Good night!

She: Take care

He: You too

She: Hey.... RAJ PUROHIT

He: {A rr re yaar.. aaj ye nahi ch h odegi} kya hai sweety?

She: sach bataao honey..meri voice achchi hai ya nahi...

He: {T u apni voice record karke sun kyon nahi leti ek baar !! dimaag ka dahi kar rakha hai .. lassi banaake peeja mere dimaag ki }
sachchi.... Of course.

She: sirf jhoot

He: {Iski toh... !! jab pata hai to mujhse kya singing sensation ka award legi !! phata dhol… }

Not at all. You sing very well…

She: Hmmm.... tum keh rahe ho to theek hi hoga. Good night.

He: Good Night!!


1 comment:

  1. In ancient life day to day depression and tension are increasing in too speedily in my life and other people so I am search and visit : FUNNY JOKES, HINDI SMS, HINDI JOKES, LOVE QUOTES related sms web for reading and remove tension, Friend SMS reading best tips to refresh the mood immediately and feel happy so I want to say thanks to web owner for publishing your best funny and impressive sms.

    ReplyDelete

He Asked Symonds

He Asked Hayden

He Asked Kaif Too

At Last got frm Harbhajan

At Last got frm Harbhajan

Thanks Bhajji

READERS LOCATIONS

VISITORS

ARTICLE WRITERS
ARTICLE WRITERS