Saturday, January 26, 2008

REAL LIFE QUOTES & STORIES



There is a classroom of some small children (5-7yrs),
with a genius boy ( Bablu ) and a smart one (Pappu).The dialogue between the two and the teacher goes something like this:
Bablu: "Teacher, teacher! Is Bus male or female?
Teacher : Thinking.......
Pappu: "Teacher, teacher! It is female"
Bablu : "Kyon?"
Pappu: "Kyon ki sab log uspe chadte hain."
Teacher is pareshan. While Bablu gets in doubt.
Bablu: "Agar bus female hai aur sab uspe chadte hain to uske bacche kyon nahin hote?"

Teacher is more pareshan.

Pappu: "Kyon ki sab us par peeche se chadte hain."

Teacher is now hiding her face.Bablu gets another doubt.
Bablu: "Maana sabhi peeche se chadte hain, but driver aur conductor to aagay se chadte hain. Phir bachche kyon nahin hote?"

Teacher is sweating as it is getting too much to handle.

Pappu replies : "Kyon ki woh dono topi pehanke chadte hain."

Teacher faints !!!!!!!
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Once X asked Y, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"

Y said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect
to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."

X asked, "Can you explain?"

Y said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my
wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's
decisions."

Still not convinced, X asked Y "Give me some examples"

Y said," Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount
to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner,
refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc
are decided by my wife. I just agree to it"

X asked, "Then what is your role?"

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An Obedient Wife


There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real 'miser' when it came to his money.

Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.'

And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,

'Wait just a moment!'

She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away. So her friend said,

'Girl, I know you were not fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband.'

The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with him.'

You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?'


'I sure did,' said the wife. 'I got it all together, put it into my account, and wrote him a check.... If he can cash it, then he can spend it.'

To every clever female and to all men who think they are smarter than women!!!

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PRICELESS WORDS

A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first th in g he sees is a couple of aspir in s and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his cloth in g in front of him, all clean and
pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspir in s and notices a note on the table.
"Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopp in g.
Love You!"
Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morn in g newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eat in g. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.
Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled in to the door". Confused, the man asks, "So, why is everyth in g in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table wait ing for me?
I should expect a big quarrel with her!"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said,
"LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!"
Moral
Self- in duced hangover - $ 400.00
Broken crockery - $ 800.00
Breakfast - $ 10.00
Say in g the Right Th in g While Drunk - "PRICELESS "
There are truly some th in gs that both money and Mastercard can't buy.

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A father put his three year old daughter to bed,
Told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by say in g

"God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"

The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the th in g todo."

The next day grandpa died.

The father thought it was a strange co in cidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and

listened to her prayers, which went like this:

"God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma."

The next day the grandmother died.
Oh my god, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.

Several weeks later when the girl was go in g to bed the dad heard her say,

"God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy."

He practically went in to shock.

He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his

office.

He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock.

He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.

He felt safe in the office, so in stead of go in g home at the end of the day

he stayed there,

look in g at his watch and jump in g at every sound.

F in ally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said
"I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?"

He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my

life."

She said "You th in k you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened

HERE.

He asked "What"??????

She said "
This morning our neighbour James suddenly died."
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1

Long time back,
people who sacrificed their sleep,
forgot their family,
forgot their food,
fogot laughter were called
"Saints"

Now they are called..

"IT professionals"


2

An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:

" If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my g
irlfriend has fallen off"


3.
Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..

Love is always present..

Its just that,
One loves too much,

and

The other loves too many,


4.
Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the company..!



5.

Philosophy of life
At the begining of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!


6.

What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new
and
Just few hours left for your exams..!


7.

Jus4Fun
Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions than a wise man can answer"
No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!


8.
Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says "To the only boy I ever loved.!"
Girl: Thats good, Give me 12 of them..!



9
After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an opening for you..!
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: Its called the "door..!"


10
A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
Drive Slowly, Dont kill our Employees...
..... Leave them to us

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MBA Vs Graduate Student

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition
organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian......

A MBA and a Graduate go on a camping trip, set up their tent,and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the Graduate wakes his MBA friend. " look up at the sky and
tell me what you see."
The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

The MBA ponders for a minute.
Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies
and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?" The Graduate is silent for a moment, then speaks.



"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".


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1. Coca-Cola was originally green.

3. The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they

start with.

4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States ..

6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters

only on one row of the keyboard.

7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!

8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath..

9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you

Sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the

toughest tongue twister in the English language.

13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to

Suppress a sneeze; you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck

and die.

14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from

History. "Spades" - King David; "Clubs" - Alexander the Great;

" Hearts" - Charlemagne; "Diamonds" - Julius Caesar.

15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321

16. If a statue of a warrior on a horse has both front legs

in the air, the person died in battle. If the

horse has one front leg

in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.

If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of

natural

causes.

17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and

laser printers all have in common?

Ans. - All invented by women.

18. Honey - This is the only food that doesn't spoil.

19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

20. A snail can sleep for three years.

21. All polar bears are left handed.

22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive

from each salad served in first-class.

23. Butterflies taste with their feet.

24. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

26. On average, female fear spiders more than they do death.

27. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the

body to squirt blood 30 feet.

32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over

million descendants.

33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in

your ear by 700 times.

34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

36. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different

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Boss:

Arz kiya hai.........

Office may Kaam hote ha in ...
Galtiyon ka sama hota hai....
Aise mausam me in hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai....
Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte...
Ye fasana to appraisal me in bayan hota hai....

Employee's reply...

Arz kiya hai.........
Appraisal hote ha in ...
Disappo in tment ka sama hota hai...
Aise mausam me in hi to Attrition jawan hota hai....
Dil ki khunnas HUM jabaan se nahi kehte...
Ye fasana to resignation se bayan hota hai.... (Wah wah ... wah wah ... wah wah ....)

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Is Bus male or female?

There is a classroom of some small children (5-7yrs),

with a genius boy ( Bablu ) and a smart one (Pappu).The

dialogue between the two and the teacher goes

something like this:

Bablu: "Teacher, teacher! Is Bus male or female?

Teacher : Thinking.......

Pappu: "Teacher, teacher! It is female"

Bablu : "Kyon?"

Pappu: "Kyon ki sab log uspe chadte hain."

Teacher is pareshan. While Bablu gets in doubt.

Bablu: "Agar bus female hai aur sab uspe chadte hain

to uske bacche kyon nahin hote?"

Teacher is more pareshan.

Pappu: "Kyon ki sab us par peeche se chadte hain."

Teacher is now hiding her face.Bablu gets another

doubt.

Bablu: "Maana sabhi peeche se chadte hain, but driver

aur conductor to aagay se chadte hain. Phir bachche

kyon nahin hote?"

Teacher is sweating as it is getting too much to

handle.

Pappu replies : "Kyon ki woh dono topi pehanke chadte

hain."

Teacher faints !!!!!!!


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GOOD QUOTES

Surround yourself only with people who are going to lift you higher.

There is nothing worth the wear of winning, but laughter and the love of friends

How lucky I am to have known someone who was so hard to say goodbye to

I have nothing to offer u in this world. Its only my.. . . . . LOVELY FRIENDSHIP

Sun very hot Moon too far So God gave me u to feel 'I've my own little Universe

A frnd is some1 who can c d truth nd pain in u evn wn u r fooling everyone else.

Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you

A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have

A true frnd is some1 who knows ders somthng wrong evn wn u ve d biggest smile!!

The recipe of frndship.. 1 Cup of Sharing 2 Cups of Caring 3 Cups of Forgiveness

Frnd is sme1 who tels u thngs while u r alive,thngs tht othrs tl aftr u die!

Friend is like fart, nuisance 4others but comfrt 4me. Thnx 4 being gas of my ass

Every mrng I pray 2 God every1 shld have a friend like u. Y shld only I suffer!

2 ppl cnt wish 2 b frnds long if dey cnt manage 2 4give each othrs minor failngs

Fr’ship is a Gift when new, a Miracle when it's true, but a blessing when it's U

A circle is round it has no end, that's how long I want to be your friend!

Dear Customr,V wud lyk 2 inform u tht ur true frnd___is misng u a lt.Thank u!

Few Relations In Earth Never Die…That’s what Friend stands 4!

some like goldenship some like silvership but i like one ship that is friendship

True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.

Side by side or miles apart, dear friends r always close 2 the heart.

A smile mk us luk youngr…whle prayrs mk us feel strongr n frnds mk us enjoy 4evr

My friendship with you ………..ends only when this msg comes to an end…… I REPEAT!!

A brother is not always a friend, but a friend is always a brother.

Hvng frnds is d best thng tht can evr happen,hvng u is d best thng i ever did!

Our frnd$hip i$ j$t lyk WATER no color no $hape no ta$te Bt i$ Imp 4 livng!

1 Advice- Dn’t change, 1 wish- Dn't 4get me, 1 hope- V'll always be Gd Friends

U R Cheese 4 pizza..butter 4 bread..leaf 4 tree..FRIEND like u is 4ever 4 ME!

God asked: Hell or Heaven? I said Hell. Y? For“U”! Coz that’s where U will be!

Good frnds r like stars U don't always see them, but u know they r always there

Square -4 ends, Triangle -3 ends, Line -2 ends. Circle of our friendship -NO end

Friendship is not collection of hearts but it is selection of hearts.

A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!

1000 of frnds I mk,Evry1's hand I shake.Bt real frds r few n d best is ……U

Three lights savng d earth from d dark 1 "sunlight" 2 " moonlight" 3 its U!!

A friendship that stops existing,was actually never there.

Don't Love a Friend who Hurts U Don't Hurt a Friend who Loves U.

What's wrng wid ur mobile? It says Subscriber u r trying 2 reach is in ur heart

The secret to friendship is being a good listener.

A memory lasts 4ever & nvr does it die. True friends stay 2gthr & nvr say gd bye

Life without friendship is like the sky without sun.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out!!

There can be no Friendship where there is no Freedom - Happy Friendship Day

D tyms v shard is lke shootng star.d tym is short bt realy beautiful moments.

Sugar melts in water, plz don`t walk in rain. I may lose a sweet friend like u!!

Longest love is mother's love, but strongest love is friend's love…like u n me!

Stay with me, I'll stay with you and we'll be friends, through and through.

Friendship is a single soul living in two bodies.

Promise you won't forget me, because if I thought you would, I'd never leave.

Without love, life is hopeless. But without friends like u, life is impossible

Never do a wrong thing to make a friend or to keep one.

Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my thots al day long!

Be smart, be clever, put me in your heart, 4ever - Happy Friendship Day

How lucky I am to have known someone who is so hard to say goodbye to

In prosperity, our friends know us; in adversity, we know our friends

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow-ripening fruit

Friends are like stars..you don't see them all the time, but you know they r der

Ice is a cream, luv is a dream but our friendship is evergreen.

My heart problem has become critical. Doctor says 2 options I.C.U or U C me

Frndship is nt a big fire whch burns al day.Its a smal lamp,tht burns tl d end !

Friendship is the golden thread that ties the heart of all the world

If you should die before me, ask if you can bring a friend.

With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best

Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.

Remember, v al stumble,every 1 of us.Thts y it is a comfort 2 go hand in hand!

Friends are the most important ingredient in this recipe of life.

A true friend is greatest of all blessings, but we take least care to acquire

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.

Treat your friends as you do your pictures and place them in their best light

A friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else.

Blessings come in many ways but the best come as friends.U R A BLESSING 2 ME

True frndship is lke sound health;d value of it is seldom knwn until it b lost!

When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are my energy.

Friendship often ends in luv; but luv in friendship -NEVER- Happy Friendship Day

Purchase not friends by gifts; when thou ceasest to give, such will cease to luv

True Friendship brings sunshine to the shade & shade to the sunshine.

A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself

Your the kind of friend that only heaven could have sent.Thanks for being a frnd

We lose people we love but we never lose true friends. Thank God I got u.

Though my words r few;my heart is true.Frnds I can mk new,bt none r as swt as u!

Friends are like medication; they make you feel better when you're down.

Life is partly what we make it, and partly made by friends whom we choose.

The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you. thanks 4 being my FRND!

ABCDEFGHI . . . . U V W X Y Z. Dekha I aur U ke beech mein sabko tapka diya

A friend is someone who knows all about you... and loves you anyway.

Hindi - DOST German - FREUND French - AMi Mexican - AMiGO Friend 4ME is just “U”

A true friend reaches and cures problems quicker than a doctor can!!

True friendship is like sound health; its value is seldom known until it be lost

Saw my msg? No? Now can u? Still can't? coz no words can xpress how special u r!

Friends r those rare people who ask how u r and then wait to hear the answer

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In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini Skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket.
As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step on the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again she tried to make the step onto the bus only to discover she still couldn't!
So, a little more embarrassed she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more and for a second time attempted the step and once again, much to her chagrin she could not raise her legbecause of the tight skirt. So, with a coy little smile to the driver she again unzipped the offending skirt to give little more slack and again was unable to make the step.
About this time the big Texan that was behind her in the line Picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus.
Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero, Screeching at him, "How dare you touch my body!! I don't even know who you are!"
At this the Texan drawled "Well ma'am normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we was friends."

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Mrs. Harper hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl pulls off the hair and says, "I wear a wig, because I was born totally hairless. Not a hair on my body, not even down there."
That night, Mrs. Harper tells her husband. He says, "I've never seen anything like that. Please tomorrow, ask her to go into the bedroom and show you. I want to hide in the closet so I can have a look."
The next day, Mrs. Harper asks the girl, the two of them go into the bedroom, and the girl strips and shows her. Then the girl says, "I've never seen one with hair on it. Can I see yours?"
So Mrs. Harper pulls off her clothes and shows her. That night, Mrs. Harper says to her husband, "I hope you're satisfied, because I was pretty embarrassed when that girl asked to see mine."
Her husband says, "You think you were embarrassed...I had the four guys I play poker with in the closet with me."

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A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems. Finally he asked, "Do you ever watch your husband's face while you are having sex?"
"Well, yes, I actually did once." "And how did your husband look?"
"Angry, very angry."
At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said, "Well that's very interesting, we must look into this further. Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your husband's face once during sex; that seems somewhat unusual. How did it occur that you saw his face that time?"
"He was looking through the window at us!"

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BRUCE LEE

What is dead Bruce Lee's name?- Dead Lee.

What is live Bruce Lee's name?- Live Lee? No...it's Bruce Lee.

What is Bruce Lee's Favorite dog? - Ju Lee

What is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable? - Mu Lee (Radish in Hindi)

What is Bruce Lee's mother's name?- Mau Lee.

Who is the greatest fan of Bruce Lee? - Malaya Lee

What does Bruce Lee like to have for lunch ?- Tha Lee

What happens to the theatre once a Bruce Lee movie is over ? - Kha Lee

What is Bruce Lee's sister-in-law's name ? - Saa Lee

Bruce Lee's favorite food - Id Lee

Bruce Lee's favorite festival - Diwa Lee

Bruce Lee's favorite holiday spot - Mana Lee

Bruce Lee's favorite tree - Im Lee

Bruce Lee's favourite Actress - Sona lee

Bruce Lee's favourite Music - Qawa lee

What is Bruce Lee's most interesting job? - co Lee (Coolie)

When did Bruce Lee die? - Final Lee (finally)

How did Bruce Lee die?- with a Go Lee (Goli=bullet)

What is Bruce Lee's elder sister's name?- Thor Lee.

What is Bruce Lee's younger sister's name?- Dhak Lee.

What do u call BRUCE LEE's fingers :UNGLEE

Fav amitabh bachan movie :COOLIE

Fav shamii kappor movie :JUNGLEE

stomach:BELLY fav

Jeans:LEE

His gardner : MALI fav

Vegetable:MULI

Fav dessert:JELLY

Fav cartoon:MUTLEY

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CLASSIC DEFINATIONS

Cigarette
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

Love affairs
Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

Marriage
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

Divorce
Future tense of marriage

Lecture
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

Conference
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears
The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..

Dictionary
A place where divorce comes before marriage.

Conference Room
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

Ecstasy
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

Classic
A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight

Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc...
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience
The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb
An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Diplomat
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Opportunist
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist
A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

Pessimist
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY .

Miser
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father
A banker provided by nature.

Criminal
A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

STORY 1

A girl and a boy were on a motorcycle, speeding through the night.
They loved each other a lot.....
Girl:"slow down a little.. I'm scared.."
Boy: "No, it's so fun.."
Girl: "please..it's so scary.."
Boy: "Then say that you love me.."
Girl: "Fine..I love you..can you slow down now?"
Boy: "Give me a big hug.."
The girl gave him a big hug.
Girl: "Now can you slow down?"
Boy: "Can you take off my helmet and put it on? It's uncomfortable and
it's bothering me while I ride."
The next day, there was a story in the newspaper. A motorcycle had crashed
into a building because its brakes were broken. There were two people on the
motorcycle, of which one died, and the other had survived...
(The guy knew that the brakes were broken. He didn't want to let the girl
know, because he knew that the girl would have gotten scared. Instead, he
was told the last time that she loved him,got a hug from her, put his helmet
on her so that she can live, and die himself...)
Once in a while, Right in the middle of an ordinary life, Love gives us a
fairy tale...
Message "Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you
hold well"

STORY 2

Nurse: "It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 am, when an elderly
gentleman, in his 80's, presented to have sutures (stitches) removed from
his thumb.
He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. I
(nurse) took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be
over an hour before someone would to able to see him.
I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with
another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On exam it was well healed, so
I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his
sutures and redress his wound.
While taking care of his wound, we began to engage in conversation. Asked
him if he had a doctor's appointment this morning somewhere else, as he was
in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the
nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife.
I then inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a
while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer Disease.
As we talked, and I finished dressing his wound, I asked if she would be
worried if he was a bit late. He replied that she no longer knew who he
was, that she had not recognized him in five years now.
I was surprised, and asked him. "And you are still going every morning,
even though she doesn't know who you are?" He smiled as he patted my hand
and said. "She doesn't know me, but I still know who she is."
I had to hold back tears as he left, I had goose bumps on my arm, and
thought, "That is the kind of love I want in my life."
True love is neither physical, nor romantic. True love is an acceptance of
all that is, has been, will be, and will not be.
Good friends are like stars...You don't always see them, but you always
know they're there


STORY 3

The passengers on the bus watched sympathetically as the attractive young
woman with the white cane made her way carefully up the steps. She paid the
driver and, using her hands to feel the location of the seats, walked down
the aisle and found the seat he'd told her was empty. Then she's settled
in, placed her briefcase on her lap and rested her cane against her leg.
It had been a year since Susan became blind. Due to a medical misdiagnosis
she had been rendered sightless, and she was suddenly thrown into a world
of darkness, anger, frustration and self-pity. 'How could this have
happened to me?' she would plead, her heart knotted with anger. But no
matter how much she cried or ranted or prayed, she knew the painful truth,
her sight was never going to return. A cloud of depression hung over
Susan's once optimistic spirit. All she had to cling to was her husband
Mark.
Mark was an Air Force officer and he loved Susan with all his heart. When
she first lost her sight, he watched her sink into despair and was
determined to help his wife gain the strength she needed to become
independent again.
Finally, Susan felt ready to return to her job, but how would she get
there? She used to take the bus, but was now too frightened to get around
the city by herself. Mark volunteered to drive her to work each day, even
though they worked at opposite ends of the city. At first, this comforted
Susan and fulfilled Mark's need to protect his sightless wife who was so
insecure about performing the slightest task. Soon, however Mark realized
that this arrangement wasn't working - it was hectic, and costly.
Susan is going to have to start taking the bus again, he admitted to
himself. But just the thought of mentioning it to her made him cringe. She
was still so fragile, so angry. How would she react? Just as Mark
predicted, Susan was horrified at the idea of taking the bus again. "I'm
blind!" she responded bitterly. "How am I supposed to know where I'm going?
I feel like you're abandoning me."
Mark's heart broke but he knew what had to be done. He promised
Susan that each day he would ride the bus with her until she got
the hang of it.
And that is exactly what happened. For two solid weeks, Mark, military
uniform and all, accompanied Susan to and from work each day. He taught her
how to rely on her other senses to determine where she was and how to adapt
to her new environment. He helped her befriend the bus drivers who could
watch out for her, and save her a seat. Each morning they made the journey
together, and Mark would take a cab back to his office.
Although this routine was even more costly and exhausting than the previous
one, Mark knew it was only a matter of time before Susan would be able to
ride the bus on her own. Finally, Susan decided that she was ready to try
the trip on her own. Monday morning arrived, and before she left, she threw
her arms around Mark, her temporary bus riding companion, her husband, and
her best friend. Her eyes filled with tears of gratitude for his loyalty,
his patience, his love. She said good-bye, and for the first time, they
went their separate ways. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.... Each day
on her own went perfectly, and Susan had never felt better.
On Friday morning, Susan took the bus to work as usual. As she was paying
for her fare to exit the bus, the driver said, "Boy, I sure envy you."
Susan wasn't sure if the driver was speaking to her or not. After all, who
on earth would ever envy a blind woman who had struggled just to find the
courage to live for the past year? "Why do you envy me?"
The driver responded, "It must feel so good to be taken care of and
protected like you are." Susan had no idea what the driver was talking
about, "What do you mean?" The driver said, "You know, every morning for
the past week, a fine looking gentleman in a military uniform has been
standing across the corner watching you when you get off the bus. He makes
sure you cross the street safely and he watches you until you enter your
office building. Then he blows you a kiss, gives you a little salute and
walks away. You are one lucky lady."
Tears of happiness poured down Susan's cheeks. For although she couldn't
see him, she had always felt Mark's presence. She was blessed, so blessed,
for he had given her a gift more powerful than sight, a gift she didn't
need to see to believe - the gift of love that can bring light where there
had been darkness.
"You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful
because you love her..."
So if you love someone be faithful to that person.

STORY 4

From the very beginning, girl's family objected strongly on her dating this
guy, saying that it has got to do with family background, & that the girl
will have to suffer for the rest of her life if she were to be with him.
Due to family's pressure, the couple quarreled very often. Though the girl
loved the guy deeply, she always asked him: "How deep is love for me?"
As the guy is not good with his words, this often caused the girl to be
very upset. With that & the family's pressure, the girl often vents her
anger on him. As for him, he only endured it in silence.
After a couple of years, the guy finally graduated & decided to further his
studies overseas. Before leaving, he proposed to the girl:
"I'm not very good with words. But all I know is that I love you. If you
allow me, I will take care of you for the rest of my life. As for your
family, I'll try my best to talk them round. Will you marry me?" The girl
agreed, & with the guy's determination, the family finally gave in & agreed
to let them get married. So before he left, they got engaged. The girl went
out to the working society, whereas the guy was overseas, continuing his
studies. They sent their love through emails & phone calls. Though it was
hard, but both never thought of giving up.
One day, while the girl was on her way to work, she was knocked down by a
car that lost control. when she woke up, she saw her parents beside her
bed.. She realized that she was badly injured. Seeing her mum crying, she
wanted to comfort her. But she realized that all that could come out of her
mouth was just a sigh. she had lost her voice....
The doctor says that the impact on her brain has caused her to lose her
voice. Listening to her parents' comfort, but with nothing coming out from
her, she broke down. During the stay in hospital, besides silence
cry,..it's still just silence cry that accompanied her. Upon reaching
home, everything seems to be the same. Except for the ringing tone of the
phone. Which pierced into her heart every it rang. She does not wish
to let the guy know & not wanting to be a burden to him, she wrote a letter
to him saying that she does not wish to wait any longer.
With that, she sent the ring back to him. In return, the guy sent millions
& millions of reply, countless of phonecalls,.. all the girl could do,
besides crying, is still crying.... The parents decided to move away,
hoping that she could eventually forget everything & be happy.
With a new environment, the girl learns sign language & started a new life.
Telling herself everyday that she must forget the guy. One day, her friend
came & told her that he's back. She asked her friend not to let him know
what happened to her. Since then, there wasn't anymore news of him.
A year has passed & her friend came with an envelope, containing a
invitation card for the guy's wedding. The girl was shattered. When she
open the letter, she saw her name in it instead. When she was about to ask
her friend what's going on, she saw the guy standing in front of her.
He used sign language to tell her "I've spent a year to learn sign
language. Just to let you know that I've not forgotten our promise. Let me
have the chance to be your voice. I Love You." With that, he slipped the
ring back into her finger. The girl finally smiled.
Treat every relationship as if it's the last one, then you'll know how to
Give. Treat every moment as is it's the last day, then you'll know how to
treasure. Treasure what you have right now, or else you will regret one day...

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