Tuesday, October 20, 2009

NEWTON'S LAWS OF ROMANCE




Newton in romantic mood......



Universal law:


"Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer

from


One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "





First law:


"A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl

in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless

any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and

break the legs of the boy. "




Second law:


"The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is

directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and

the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the

bank balance. "




Third law:


"The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and

opposite to the force applied by the girl while slap.


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