Thursday, June 5, 2008

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN & WOMEN(MALE & FEMALE)

1 . NAMES:

If Shalini, Divya, Ekta and Arti go out for lunch, they will call each other Shalini, Divya, Ekta and Arti.

If Amit, Chandra, Rahul and Tushar go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Lamboo, Saand, Ganja and Machhar.


2. EATING OUT:


When the bill arrives, Amit, Chandra, Rahul and Tushar will each throw In a Rs.20, even though it's only for Rs.32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want the change back.

When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators


3. MONEY:


A man will pay Rs.2 for a Rs.1 item he needs

A woman will pay Rs.1 for a Rs.2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale


4. BATHROOMS:


A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.


5. ARGUMENTS:


A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


6. CATS:


Women love cats.

Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.


7. FUTURE:


A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


8. SUCCESS:


A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can Spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


9. MARRIAGE:


A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.


10. DRESSING UP:


A woman will dress up to go 4 shopping, to water the plants, empty the garbage, answers the phone, read a book, and read the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.


11. NATURAL:


Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.



1 2 . FINAL THOUGHT:


Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing

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