Wednesday, May 21, 2008

If Bollywood Stars work in Call center

If Bollywood Film star work for call centers........ Imagine the calls.

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Amitabh:
Thank you for calling customer care... rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagate hian filhaal ek customer care hain...
Customer: (angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGER
Amitabh: Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere baap ko chor kaha tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri se nikaal diya tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere haath pe yeh likh diya tha... uske baad uske baad mere bhai.. Tum jis manager ko kahoge main laaonga.


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Dharmendra:
Thank you for calliiiiingg..
Customer:
I need help
Dharmendra:
main aaraahoon maa.......
Customer:
I am unable to use your product... its waste and worthless
Dharmendra:
Kutte mein tera khoon peejaaonga..
Customer:
What!!! I need your manager
Dharmendra:
(To his manager) Manager is customer ke saamne nahi naachna


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Shatru
: Aaaaaiiin Kis ullllu ke patthe ne call kiya hai...
Customer
: How dare you speak like that
Shatru :
Khaaaamoshhhhh... seedhi tarah bolde issue kya hai warna... haaaaaaaaa!!!


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Asrani:
hahhaaaaaaa naya kabutar ne call kiya
Customer:
I lost my invoice
Asrani :
Hahhaaaaaaaa hamare jasoos kone kone mein phaile hue hain miljayegi hum angrezon ke zamaane ke rep hain..haahhaaa


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Kestu Mukherji:
Iiiiiihhhhye....
Customer:
hi
Kestu Mukherji :
iiiihhhyeee tumko ....tumko kya problem hai
Customer :
I have not received my product
Kestu Mukherji :
To saale (hicup) main kya karoon.. Police mien report likha...

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Bindu:
Shabnam naam hai mera... pyar se log shabbo bolte hain..bolo main tumhare kis kaam aasakti hoon.

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Shakti:
AAAuuuuuu...mera naam hai balllllllllma. Thank you for calling aaauuuuu
Customer:
I need your manager
Shakti:
Mujhse baat karona.. Main ek chhota sa, nanha sa, pyarasa...rep hooon..

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Mehmood:
Ayyo Dyevi ... thank youji for calling ji.. Ayyo
Customer :
I am not devi
Mehmood :
Ayyo muruga... ye dyevi nai ji ... ye to dyeva hai...


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Ajit:
Saara shehar mujhe Lion ke naam se jaanta hai..... May I know your name please
Customer : Mona
Ajit
: Mona darling... tumne hamein call kyun kiya
Customer
: (Angrily) I WANT YOUR MANAGER
Ajit:
Mona dear.. Agar hum tumhe hamara manager dedenge to hamein manage kaun karega....


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Gabbar
: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ....Jo dargaya wo maraga... batao tumhen kya chahiye
Customer :
I want to buy a product from your company
Gabbar:
Kitne paise hai re
Customer
: $ 10.00
Gabbar:
Suvvar Ke baccho ... sirf... $10.00...dhikkaar hai


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Prem Chopra:
Prem...Prem naam hai mera.. Prem chopra...
Customer :
I lost my invoice I need one
Prem Chopra:
Kar bhalaa to ho bhalaa..jaa apni invoice khud dhoondle


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Rajkumar :
Jaani ..... Tumhara ye call bahut keemti hai.. Ise cut mat karna
Customer:
I lost my invoice
Rajkumar:
Jaani... ye invoice hai.. Bacchon ke khelne ki cheez nahi
Customer :
shut up.. I need my invoice sent to me in 10 minutes... otherwise I will speak to your manager
Rajkumar :
Dhamki kisi aur ko jaakar dena... manager humko darasake manager mein itna dum nahi... humse hai manager... manager se hum nahi...


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And at las
t ..................Sharukh: Thank you for kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkCustomer hung up the phone..



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