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Once X asked Y, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"
Y said, "You should share responsibilitie
to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."
X asked, "Can you explain?"
Y said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my
wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's
decisions."
Still not convinced, X asked Y "Give me some examples"
Y said," Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount
to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner,
refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc
are decided by my wife. I just agree to it"
X asked, "Then what is your role?"
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An Obedient Wife
There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real 'miser' when it came to his money. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A father put his three year old daughter to bed,
Told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by say in g
"God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa."
The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"
The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the th in g todo."
The next day grandpa died.
The father thought it was a strange co in cidence.
A few months later the father put the girl to bed and
listened to her prayers, which went like this:
"God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma."
The next day the grandmother died.
Oh my god, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.
Several weeks later when the girl was go in g to bed the dad heard her say,
"God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy."
He practically went in to shock.
He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his
office.
He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock.
He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.
He felt safe in the office, so in stead of go in g home at the end of the day
he stayed there,
look in g at his watch and jump in g at every sound.
F in ally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.
When he got home his wife said
"I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?"
He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my
life."
She said "You th in k you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened
HERE.
He asked "What"??????
She said "This morning our neighbour James suddenly died."
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1. Coca-Cola was originally green.
3. The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they
4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States ..
6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters
only on one row of the keyboard.
7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!
8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath..
9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you
Sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the
toughest tongue twister in the English language.
13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to
Suppress a sneeze; you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck
14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from
History. "Spades" - King David; "Clubs" - Alexander the Great;
" Hearts" - Charlemagne; "Diamonds" - Julius Caesar.
15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321
16. If a statue of a warrior on a horse has both front legs
in the air, the person died in battle. If the
in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of
17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and
laser printers all have in common?
18. Honey - This is the only food that doesn't spoil.
19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
20. A snail can sleep for three years.
21. All polar bears are left handed.
22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive
from each salad served in first-class.
23. Butterflies taste with their feet.
24. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
26. On average, female fear spiders more than they do death.
27. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over
33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in
34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
36. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
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STORY 1
A girl and a boy were on a motorcycle, speeding through the night.
They loved each other a lot.....
Girl:"slow down a little.. I'm scared.."
Boy: "No, it's so fun.."
Girl: "please..it's so scary.."
Boy: "Then say that you love me.."
Girl: "Fine..I love you..can you slow down now?"
Boy: "Give me a big hug.."
The girl gave him a big hug.
Girl: "Now can you slow down?"
Boy: "Can you take off my helmet and put it on? It's uncomfortable and
it's bothering me while I ride."
The next day, there was a story in the newspaper. A motorcycle had crashed
into a building because its brakes were broken. There were two people on the
motorcycle, of which one died, and the other had survived...
(The guy knew that the brakes were broken. He didn't want to let the girl
know, because he knew that the girl would have gotten scared. Instead, he
was told the last time that she loved him,got a hug from her, put his helmet
on her so that she can live, and die himself...)
Once in a while, Right in the middle of an ordinary life, Love gives us a
fairy tale...
Message "Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you
hold well"
STORY 2
Nurse: "It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 am, when an elderly
gentleman, in his 80's, presented to have sutures (stitches) removed from
his thumb.
He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. I
(nurse) took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be
over an hour before someone would to able to see him.
I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with
another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On exam it was well healed, so
I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his
sutures and redress his wound.
While taking care of his wound, we began to engage in conversation. Asked
him if he had a doctor's appointment this morning somewhere else, as he was
in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the
nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife.
I then inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a
while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer Disease.
As we talked, and I finished dressing his wound, I asked if she would be
worried if he was a bit late. He replied that she no longer knew who he
was, that she had not recognized him in five years now.
I was surprised, and asked him. "And you are still going every morning,
even though she doesn't know who you are?" He smiled as he patted my hand
and said. "She doesn't know me, but I still know who she is."
I had to hold back tears as he left, I had goose bumps on my arm, and
thought, "That is the kind of love I want in my life."
True love is neither physical, nor romantic. True love is an acceptance of
all that is, has been, will be, and will not be.
Good friends are like stars...You don't always see them, but you always
know they're there
STORY 3
The passengers on the bus watched sympathetically as the attractive young
woman with the white cane made her way carefully up the steps. She paid the
driver and, using her hands to feel the location of the seats, walked down
the aisle and found the seat he'd told her was empty. Then she's settled
in, placed her briefcase on her lap and rested her cane against her leg.
It had been a year since Susan became blind. Due to a medical misdiagnosis
she had been rendered sightless, and she was suddenly thrown into a world
of darkness, anger, frustration and self-pity. 'How could this have
happened to me?' she would plead, her heart knotted with anger. But no
matter how much she cried or ranted or prayed, she knew the painful truth,
her sight was never going to return. A cloud of depression hung over
Susan's once optimistic spirit. All she had to cling to was her husband
Mark.
Mark was an Air Force officer and he loved Susan with all his heart. When
she first lost her sight, he watched her sink into despair and was
determined to help his wife gain the strength she needed to become
independent again.
Finally, Susan felt ready to return to her job, but how would she get
there? She used to take the bus, but was now too frightened to get around
the city by herself. Mark volunteered to drive her to work each day, even
though they worked at opposite ends of the city. At first, this comforted
Susan and fulfilled Mark's need to protect his sightless wife who was so
insecure about performing the slightest task. Soon, however Mark realized
that this arrangement wasn't working - it was hectic, and costly.
Susan is going to have to start taking the bus again, he admitted to
himself. But just the thought of mentioning it to her made him cringe. She
was still so fragile, so angry. How would she react? Just as Mark
predicted, Susan was horrified at the idea of taking the bus again. "I'm
blind!" she responded bitterly. "How am I supposed to know where I'm going?
I feel like you're abandoning me."
Mark's heart broke but he knew what had to be done. He promised
Susan that each day he would ride the bus with her until she got
the hang of it.
And that is exactly what happened. For two solid weeks, Mark, military
uniform and all, accompanied Susan to and from work each day. He taught her
how to rely on her other senses to determine where she was and how to adapt
to her new environment. He helped her befriend the bus drivers who could
watch out for her, and save her a seat. Each morning they made the journey
together, and Mark would take a cab back to his office.
Although this routine was even more costly and exhausting than the previous
one, Mark knew it was only a matter of time before Susan would be able to
ride the bus on her own. Finally, Susan decided that she was ready to try
the trip on her own. Monday morning arrived, and before she left, she threw
her arms around Mark, her temporary bus riding companion, her husband, and
her best friend. Her eyes filled with tears of gratitude for his loyalty,
his patience, his love. She said good-bye, and for the first time, they
went their separate ways. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.... Each day
on her own went perfectly, and Susan had never felt better.
On Friday morning, Susan took the bus to work as usual. As she was paying
for her fare to exit the bus, the driver said, "Boy, I sure envy you."
Susan wasn't sure if the driver was speaking to her or not. After all, who
on earth would ever envy a blind woman who had struggled just to find the
courage to live for the past year? "Why do you envy me?"
The driver responded, "It must feel so good to be taken care of and
protected like you are." Susan had no idea what the driver was talking
about, "What do you mean?" The driver said, "You know, every morning for
the past week, a fine looking gentleman in a military uniform has been
standing across the corner watching you when you get off the bus. He makes
sure you cross the street safely and he watches you until you enter your
office building. Then he blows you a kiss, gives you a little salute and
walks away. You are one lucky lady."
Tears of happiness poured down Susan's cheeks. For although she couldn't
see him, she had always felt Mark's presence. She was blessed, so blessed,
for he had given her a gift more powerful than sight, a gift she didn't
need to see to believe - the gift of love that can bring light where there
had been darkness.
"You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful
because you love her..."
So if you love someone be faithful to that person.
STORY 4
From the very beginning, girl's family objected strongly on her dating this
guy, saying that it has got to do with family background, & that the girl
will have to suffer for the rest of her life if she were to be with him.
Due to family's pressure, the couple quarreled very often. Though the girl
loved the guy deeply, she always asked him: "How deep is love for me?"
As the guy is not good with his words, this often caused the girl to be
very upset. With that & the family's pressure, the girl often vents her
anger on him. As for him, he only endured it in silence.
After a couple of years, the guy finally graduated & decided to further his
studies overseas. Before leaving, he proposed to the girl:
"I'm not very good with words. But all I know is that I love you. If you
allow me, I will take care of you for the rest of my life. As for your
family, I'll try my best to talk them round. Will you marry me?" The girl
agreed, & with the guy's determination, the family finally gave in & agreed
to let them get married. So before he left, they got engaged. The girl went
out to the working society, whereas the guy was overseas, continuing his
studies. They sent their love through emails & phone calls. Though it was
hard, but both never thought of giving up.
One day, while the girl was on her way to work, she was knocked down by a
car that lost control. when she woke up, she saw her parents beside her
bed.. She realized that she was badly injured. Seeing her mum crying, she
wanted to comfort her. But she realized that all that could come out of her
mouth was just a sigh. she had lost her voice....
The doctor says that the impact on her brain has caused her to lose her
voice. Listening to her parents' comfort, but with nothing coming out from
her, she broke down. During the stay in hospital, besides silence
cry,..it's still just silence cry that accompanied her. Upon reaching
home, everything seems to be the same. Except for the ringing tone of the
phone. Which pierced into her heart every it rang. She does not wish
to let the guy know & not wanting to be a burden to him, she wrote a letter
to him saying that she does not wish to wait any longer.
With that, she sent the ring back to him. In return, the guy sent millions
& millions of reply, countless of phonecalls,.. all the girl could do,
besides crying, is still crying.... The parents decided to move away,
hoping that she could eventually forget everything & be happy.
With a new environment, the girl learns sign language & started a new life.
Telling herself everyday that she must forget the guy. One day, her friend
came & told her that he's back. She asked her friend not to let him know
what happened to her. Since then, there wasn't anymore news of him.
A year has passed & her friend came with an envelope, containing a
invitation card for the guy's wedding. The girl was shattered. When she
open the letter, she saw her name in it instead. When she was about to ask
her friend what's going on, she saw the guy standing in front of her.
He used sign language to tell her "I've spent a year to learn sign
language. Just to let you know that I've not forgotten our promise. Let me
have the chance to be your voice. I Love You." With that, he slipped the
ring back into her finger. The girl finally smiled.
Treat every relationship as if it's the last one, then you'll know how to
Give. Treat every moment as is it's the last day, then you'll know how to
treasure. Treasure what you have right now, or else you will regret one day...
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