Note : The Conversation in the brackets {} contain the words which the guy is speaking to himself!!! She gives a missed call to him … and He calls her back…
She: Hello! RAJ PUROHIT
He: {are yaar...Raat ke 10 bajte nahin ki iski 2-2 second waali missed calls shuru…pata nahi aaj kya bore karegi } Hi ...kya baat hai..?
She: kuch nahi...bas aise hi phone kiya... RAJ PUROHIT
He: {Aise hee ??? Yeh kya Radio Station hai ki aise hee ...!! Aur Call kahan kiya ?... khali missed call to diya hai, roz ki tarah...} oh....ok ..kya kar rahi thi ??
She: abhi abhi dinner khatam kiya...tum kya kar rahe the?
He: {mai to lunch karke utha hoon na} Mera bhi abhi abhi dinner khatam hua.. ab...."Ladki Kyon Najaane Kyon" sun raha hu FM par.... She: nice song… (And then she hums a line from the song "Hum Tum")
He: {Yaaaaaaaaarrrrr …kyun bola gaane ka naam .. Ab ye Madonna saare raag gaa degi yaheen} Hey!!!! Tum itni achchi gaati ho? mujhe pata hi nahi tha ..
She: * giggles * RAJ PUROHIT
He: {Ohhhho kya hansti hai .... aisa lag raha hai koi gaadi start kar raha hai} Hey ek aur baar gaao na pls!
She: Yehan sab so rahe hai... Agar main gaaongi to sab uth jaaenge…
He: {Ekdum Correct....woh yehi samjhenge ki koi paagal, kisi baat par naraaz ho gayi hai ....} Come on! Please!
She: Hattt ...I don't sing that well
He: {Yeh to saari duniya ko pata hai... paka kyun rahi hai } It was really sweet. Please gaao na dear …
She: Mujhe kuch ajeeb sa lagta hai jaan … RAJ PUROHIT
He: {mujhe tujhse jyada ajeeb lagta hai, dekh phir bhi shaheed hone ko tayaar baitha hoon} Aisa kuch bhi nahi hai jaanu...gaao na He: {mere ko doosra raasta nahi hai....is liye bola}
A bhi tum gaaogi ya nahi ?
She: kyun pareshaan kar rahe ho?
He: Acchha ! Ok Nahi karta
She: I don't have that great a voice .... ye to aise hee gaa diya tha ... warna mai nahin gaati
He: {Fir aise hee ??? bada ehsaan karti agar nahin gaati … kaan mai se khoon nikalne waala hai... saala gadha bhi sharma jaaye teri awaaz sunke…}
hmmmm
She: Theek hai.... jab itni zid kar rahe ho... sirf ek stanza gaaungi theek hai??
He: {Abbe teri !!! fas gayaaaaa ... shittttt … aur kya kya jhelna padega malum nahi…} Great!!!!
She: kaunsa gaana gaau ? RAJ PUROHIT
He: {Tum kuch bhi gaao... meri to aaj by default neend haraam hai…}
Hmmmm… 'Mahiya' from Awarapan?
She: Nice song. But mujhe lyrics yaad nahi hai
He: {Thank God ..... Text book chhodke tujhe aur kya pata hai bol ...} Dhoom Machale?
She: Nahi main wohi gaana gaaungi He: {Aye tere nakhre ... mai to jaise mara jaa raha hoon teri awaaz sun ne ke liye Shakira … koi bhi gaana gaa....mere kaan to pakne waale hai} Cool
(She clears her throat, hums a line and then)
She: Nahi jaan… I am feeling very shy!
He: {Tu shuru kyun hoti hai … ek bar shuru hokar khatam kyun nahin karti jaldi jaldi... ab kya Eden Gardens book karun, tab gayegi} Gaao na...pls gaao na....teri awaaz ki samundar me main doob jaana chahta hoon
She: dekho....ab tum mujhe naaraaz kar rahe ho …
He: {Achchha ab tujhe manaane mai poore sheher ko phool leke bhejun kya} No no... Tum shy feel kar rahi ho na..... is liye... Trying to make u comfortable …
She: Hmmm…
He : {Ye makkhi ki tarah kya shuru ho gayi} Please gaao na darling....
She: Main kal gaaun?
He: {Haaaaaannnn. ..jaaan bachi... nikal leta hoon...abhi mauka hai} Theek hai jaisi tumhaari merzi
She: Hmmm
He: Good night
She: Good night
She: Sweet Dreams… Take care...
He: Sweets dreams to u too... {kaahe ke sweet dreams .. sone degi tab na ayenge dreams …abhi 2 minute mein fir call karegi}
After a while She calls Him (sorry...that never happens, she gives only a missed call) She: Hey… so gaye the kya?
He: {Nahiii...current ka aavishkaar kar raha tha...} Nahi jaan
She: kya kar rahe ho?
He: {Raat ko kya gili danda khelna hai...} She: Theek hai tum match dekho
He: {phone rakhegi to dekhunga na... ya tu running commentary sunayegi} Hey it's ok... purana match hai
She: Did u feel bad I didn't sing?
(Since it is a tricky question, He thinks for a while)
He: {Bad eh? Crazy girl... this was the luckiest day in my life, since you didn't sing} Bad toh main nahi keh raha jaanu. But I want you to be comfortable first.... tumhi ne bola ki main kal gaaungi..... So, me waiting… { maine to socha tha ki aaj bach gaya ... dhatttt tereki L }
She sings 1 stanza from the song
'Jiski aankhon me meri hi nami.....'
He: Wow. Too good!
She: jhoot....mujhe maloom hai ki meri awaaz itni achchi nahi hai
He: {Saamne aa jaa, fir bataata hoon... pagal kar diya... chalo shukr hai self realization hai ... J } Nahi darling you really sing well
She: nahi..mujhe maloom hai tum bas aise hi keh rahe ho
He: {Very good.. aakhir tumne pata laga hi liya.....kyun bhagwaan kyun !! mere saath ye julm kyun} Cheee! Cheee! teri voice agar itni buri hoti to main kya ab tak na sun raha hota
She: Hmmmm...theek hai.. good night.. ab tum bhi so jaao…
He: {A chcha mil gayi permission ... waise tera gaana sunne ke baad neend kahan aayegi ab . ..} Good night!
She: Take care
He: You too
She: Hey.... RAJ PUROHIT
He: {A rr re yaar.. aaj ye nahi ch h odegi} kya hai sweety?
She: sach bataao honey..meri voice achchi hai ya nahi... He: {T u apni voice record karke sun kyon nahi leti ek baar !! dimaag ka dahi kar rakha hai .. lassi banaake peeja mere dimaag ki }
sachchi.... Of course.
She: sirf jhoot
He: {Iski toh... !! jab pata hai to mujhse kya singing sensation ka award legi !! phata dhol… } Not at all. You sing very well… She: Hmmm.... tum keh rahe ho to theek hi hoga. Good night. |
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